I'm finally breaking down to go buy food for my home. Been living off of popcorn, grilled cheeses & water everyday for the past 3 weeks.

Because smoking a cig & texting while standing on the median on SamFurrRd during rush hour is a brilliant idea! WhiteGirlProblems, SMH

Done with work, out from the kitchen to the bar, having a beer, listening to Hercules & Love Affair, Cut Copy, Daft Punk, & LCD Soundsystem.

How did I not know Vanessa Williams was the voice of Ms. Brown on the M&M's commercial?!? I'm just learning this

30min til work, think I'll wait & watch people who aren't aware of the solar eclipse freak out in the meantime...

"Moves Like Jagger is my favorite Rolling Stones song!" - SNL

Home, having a beer or 2, watching the season finale of SNL w/ MickJagger, FooFighters, ArcadeFire & a fond farewell to KristenWiig

Done with work, walk out to the front and hear The Juan MacLean's Happy House just randomly playing. Win. Having a beer = DoubleWin!

Just witnessed some guy toss this girl's drink & she punched the mofo out! Mind is blown!!!

Whenever faced w/ some of life's tough questions I can't help but sing Oooooo Weee, What's Up With That?!? What's Up With That?!? to myself.

To my Binghamton friends, Just imagine a southern version of yourself... That's the kind of people I deal with down here...

Thank you Glee for not destroying Meatloaf's Paradise By The Dashboard Light, incredibly impressed

Never thought I'd see the day Laidback Luke & Armand Van Helden to be just bar music people play. Even some DFA is up & playing! Nice picks!

What I love about my job, is that as soon as I clock out I don't have to leave the building to have a couple beers :) No discounts though :(

Wondering where the hell the day went already, then I remember I'm employed... Yup, off to work!

When your uterine lining looks the elevator from The Shining... Stayfree Maxi Pads! - SNL

Home from work. My 1st taxi here in Cornelius & the driver was from Binghamton as well, what are the friggin odds?! So we laughed & agreed

Pretty awesome to have a job where I get to work w/ some happily dysfunctional co-workers who listen to @UKF podcasts all day! Thankful :)

I'm pretty much convinced Henderson Rd here in Cornelius is haunted. Day or night, there's one part that just freaks me the eff out!

Cheer up, Binghamton! You may be an absolute shithole, but you could be Endicott and cause cancer...