It has now officially taken me 12hrs now to put my new bed together. Vague directions, tools breaking, checking feng shui websites factored.

Today's motivation provided by chocolate cranberry coffee & some DirtyGhettoDiscoFunk

Shoemerang! The next time someone pisses me off... Look out! lol

"That was off the hammer!" - NewGirl

"I'd rather rawdog a beehive" - Glee

Well... I could go start using the gym provided where I live, or I could take a walk to Walgreens to buy a toaster... Tough call.

So I decided to scrub my face w/ coffee grounds from this morning... holy shit, I'm awake! I wonder if I could exfoliate w/ oxycontin? Hmm