When faced with a challenge, give up, go make a sandwich only to find that despite it smelling okay, the mayo probably wasn't... FML

Wasting another 3hrs of my life in automated hell. I hope Toto's Rosanna plays when I'm put on hold for an hour, that's so my jam FML

Listening to Wilson Phillips' Hold On while on hold for the past half hour... FML

Still at General Hospital, spent the night here & looks like I'll be stuck in Binghamton until the end of the month... FML

Finally got my NC ID today, HORRIBLE! I look like a (really) light-skinned Forest Whitaker, FML! At least I can buy beer now, gonna need it

Pitbull has now ruined Dr. Pepper, FML