Hit the gym, get all sweaty, then head to Starbucks & take up space in line just to get a bottle of water... Brilliant! Seriously?!?

Fact: Shutting the fuck up & Minding your own damn business, will never be on the list of things to do in Binghamton. GrowUp, Seriously

Seriously people, not every moment in your life needs an artsy instagram photo. Like we can't wait to see your colonoscopy pics!

Congrats to JayZ & Beyonce on their baby. However, unless the baby is the 2nd coming of Christ, there's no need to call me. Seriously...