Drinking tropical punch vodka with pink lemonade and singing the iCarly theme song LikeABoss!

So I have Instagram... now what?

Its not garbage, its a fiasco! - Squidward

Sweet Baby Jesus! Something actually went right for me today, must be an early birthday gift. Speaking of, I'm broke, who's buying?

Wasting another 3hrs of my life in automated hell. I hope Toto's Rosanna plays when I'm put on hold for an hour, that's so my jam FML

Listening to Wilson Phillips' Hold On while on hold for the past half hour... FML

Whoever invented automated phone systems can press 1 to suck it.