Family Ga... Errr, I Mean Guy

The always hilarious "Family Guy" came under fire over a recent episode in which Peter was injected with a "gay gene" as part of a medical experiment. Though known as a favorite amongst the gay community just as The Simpsons is, gay rights activists are crying foul due to the blatant stereotypes of homosexuals as prissy femmy types. Okay, now in my opinion, the shit was friggin funny. Honestly, if you're offended by anything on Family Guy, you're an asshat. The first half is about a brain-dead horse, but you don't see PETA having a shit fit about that. Lighten up peoplesssssssss!

watch it here!

A Very Simple Rule

Checking out the weather updates on my cell not to long ago, I notice that the National Weather Service for Binghamton, NY has issued a flood warning. I normally don't read these things because I live on a hill nor really care, but this is what got me:

"...if water covers the road at a bridge, dip or low spot, or is flowing across the road... stop and turn around, don't drown"

DON'T DROWN!

If there is a possibility of a flood near you, just don't drown. Don't! If you have to question it, tell yourself "no, I can't drown". It's very simple. Emphasis on the word "simple".

T-Shirt Wisdom's "Certified" Person Of The Month

Acea Shomaker

In Lincoln, Nebraska, 20 year-old Acea Shomaker was ticketed for misdimeanor animal cruelty charges after police, responding to a domestic disturbance call, walked in on him smoking a bong with his cat stuffed inside it. He claims it was to "mellow" the cat and he's done this several times before as a form of discipline rather than hitting or spraying water at it. Now thinking back to my bong making days, I don't think I've ever thought about placing live animals in them. What ever happened to just blowing smoke in it's face? (not that I condone that nor have nor would). And how is this discipline? Wouldn't you think that maybe the cat is becoming a fiend after a while? I have friends that are absolute cranky ass bitches if they don't have their "wacky". Another thing, umm... sanitary? How clean is the cat? and I am pretty sure it had to have pissed in it at least once. Cat was probably like "what the fuck, dude?!". Cat piss is pretty rank, can't imagine what that combo would taste like. B - ARF!

That's My Penis... Oh

Umm... either way, it's questionable. Talk about "cop a feel"!

Cop mistakes penis for gun - Watch more

No, You're Good... I Guess...

I don't know why I didn't post this story when it happened, maybe because I was somewhat scarred from this situation, but in no way suprised that it had happened to me. My mom and I was at the downtown Family Dollar a month ago just browsing around for stupid shit, killing time before work. About 10 minutes later this guy walks in looking like a borderline pedo, I don't know but I wouldn't let him babysit either way. But anyway, he comes walking in screaming at the clerk wondering where the Swifter wipes are located. The poor kid tells him that they are located on the back wall on the right-hand side. So he's like okay and the precedes to repeat the reply, "back wall on the right-hand side, back wall on the right-hand side..." as he is pushing the shopping cart, leaving a path of destruction caused by the cart behind him. At one end of the store, I'm already mortified, I knew that eventually I'll have a run in with him. Meanwhile my mother was at the other end of the store laughing her ass off at the stores bedroom display:
(thanks for cell phone cams)


So as I'm trying to make my way over to my mom, I pass the aisle that this guy is in and all I hear other than the items falling off the shelves is "Sir... Sir!..." I'm thinking that he's calling for the clerk again. I finally meet up with my mom and she was asking what the hell is going on over there and I tell her. Not even minutes later standing in front of this glorious display, in the corner of my eye I see a shopping cart creeping up like a police car creeping up behind you on a drunken night walking home (yeah, it's happened before). Anywho... I hear those words, "Sir.... Sir...". The man was actually calling for me while he was in that aisle that I had just passed. I look over (unwillingly) and asked what's up. He was like "Sir, I had a little run in with one of the shelves back there and was wondering if you see if I'm bleeding". As this guy's asking me for any sight of injury, he's pulling his pants down showing me his ass. Basically, this man was asking me if is ass was bleeding. I was just told him no without looking and said he was good. After being reassured, he continued his path of destruction, with his ass partially hanging out and the Swifters that he sought out for. Now with the day complete, mom and I parted ways and went to our jobs...

Da Bus

Binghamton, NY is a fascinating little town. Here's a video clip posted on YouTube about 2 years ago by someone else. Though it may be a little old, it still rings true...

Is This Real Life?

A father decided it would be a great idea to record his 7 year-old son after a dentist visit. Sounds boring, but the kid is high as a mofo! So why would you do this to your kid? Because it's hilarious!