Jimmy on Idol was a turtle in his past life

JoshuaLedet just went to church on Idol!

The NCAA Tourney starts tonight? Didn't even know brackets were out. Guess I'm not following it this year...

Another day, another disappointment, same old shit... Yep, still in Binghamton...

TonyStewart wins. JimmieJohnson 2nd, & DaleJr. rounds off top 10. More importantly, KyleBusch didn't win! (#NASCAR)

Its 3am... did you lose something?

What's a HumanRoomba? OMFG... SNL