Watching the Netherlands at England InternationalFriendly match. So internationally friendly, the band is playing My Country Tis Of Thee.

Just discovering that today is Leap Year, neat...

I've come to terms with the fact I'll never succeed at making an omelet, ever. Because I was BornThisWay & ItDoesntGetBetter...

I'll have to say, for spending 7 sober hours in a bar, I have met some great people & hopefully some great friends tonight. This was needed.

The band is covering LadyGaga's Pokerface that's actually better than Daughtry's cover. Possible? Yes!

The band takes a break, so its a good idea to load up the jukebox? Brilliant idea! Thank your parents for raising such an asshole

The "after work" crowd shows up to the bar w/ their own bottle of wine. A big welcome to the company's ObnoxiousSelfAbsorbedDickDept

Feel sorry for the new bartender, 1st night & she has to deal w/ a douchebag crowd & vomit. This is rare here at The Rudder. BeginnersLuck

HaveYouEver got annoyed at someone for taking so long to answer a text, only to find that you forgot to hit send?

MattKenseth wins, but DaleJr should be in VictoryLane just for placing 2nd!

Love how reporters are like "#DaleJr., 2 people almost died, do you think this will give you an advantage?" Jr. punches them with his eyes

Its only 40 laps, just call the race before someone dies! Dale Sr. died at Turn3 & freakishly almost took out Montoya & a safety worker

This is the most insane Daytona500 or any NASCAR race I have ever seen! The track is literally on fire right now, WTF?!

The Oscars are boring the shit out of me, I'm going out.

If parked in the middle of a lot & there are no cars around you, but still back out of your spot, are you even able to wipe your own ass?

Some woman's talking about how hard her life is so she up and went to Hawaii for a week... BooHoo

I love how white people go crazy when they hear JayZ & Kanye's Niggas In Paris, that's their jam!

Why must couples make out in front of me especially whenever an 80s rock cover band is playing? KnockItOff!

Not feeling the rock music, should have stopped at the place bumping out some nasty moombahton, 1st I've heard it being played in NC.

Forcing myself to go out and socialize for a bit, since I haven't left my apt for nearly 40hrs, literally

Some white on white crime going on right now on @106andPark's FreestyleFriday! HoodBX needs to eat a burger, but Vicci probably ate it!

Coffee, toast, scrambled eggs, patio door open, 75 degrees, cool Carolina breeze + ArcadeFire = I'm good

A whole hour of Guru and GangStarr videos on VH1Soul. HappyPlace!

Whoa, MtvHits is playing Talk To Me by @Fergie's old girl group WildOrchid on the Hit List tonight. Random

"You look like your ma was gang-banged by a bunch of ewoks!" - Triumph ( Conan)

Think I'll finally take a shower now, and then perhaps leave the apartment, since its almost 6:30pm

75 & sunny out, but no motivation to go outside. Was going to try the gym, but the thought gave me anxiety, so I made scrambled eggs instead

"You got to reach down deep, deep in your pants, reach for things you never knew you had." - AllThat

"So I slept w/ this guy the other night, after he told me he was 28! I was like Oh my god, do I really look that old?!" Wow... Really?!?

Annoying: Almost 20yrs & there are people that still sing "Hey Chelsea" when singing along to the GinBlossoms "Hey Jealousy". Dumbass

Forcing myself to go to sleep now, have a gut feeling that tomorrow's going to be a rough one :/

By the sounds of it, my new neighbors have hit a rough patch in their relationship. Amazingly entertaining & drowns out the chihuahua, WIN!

Realizing I left my deodorant and coffee back in NY, and my coat is in the trunk of my cousin's car over the weekend... awesome!

Guess I'll try to call it a night now, will likely be up within 2-3hrs anyway from weeks of being sleep deprived.

Bertha eats 5 bottles of nail polish a day! I know damn well I ain't the only one wondering what her poop looks like! MyStrangeAddiction

Eating 200ft of tape a day? Totally normal! MyStrangeAddiction

"Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you..." AmericanDad

RickyGervais playing a dolphin and Stewie's daycare are killing me! FamilyGuy

"Oh here's a scratch and sniff book, Lindsay Lohan Goes Jogging... OH GOD!!! - Stewie ( FamilyGuy)

I thought it would be better as a cartoon, but NapoleonDynamite is just as dumb

"Want me to spray some of my Jerk-Off on you?" - ChiefQuimby. TheSimpsons

"There's no sex like fugitive sex!" - Homer. TheSimpsona

So its officially snowing now... Not happy at all about this...

Rain has been nonstop here in NC & now its turning into sleet, fantastic! Another entire day cooped up, good thing I bought beer earlier.

Thanks rain... Not like I had anywhere to go or anything, appreciate it

Great SNL tonight, my only gripe: No Stefon & no Dick In A Box 4. Would've love to see Whitney, but Maya said it was too soon

Cosby Show parody, The Obama Show, starring Joe Jamal-Biden, lol. SNL

Wow, KristenWiig is actually breaking character! SNL

Damn SNL for being funny tonight! Missing my favorite band at @Rusty_Rudder. At least I have until 2 to buy beer

"I Love transvaginal, it's my favorite airline!" LOL! SNL

SleighBells is an awesome band, but I think they forgot to check their levels. SNL

"Oh no! Bon Iver put himself to sleep!" That was dead on! SNL

LindsayLohan hosting SNL 3/3 with JackWhite as musical guest?!?! Plans are cancelled!

JustinTimberlake?!?! Dick In A Box part 4?!?! Please let this happen! SNL

Though I can't deny that KyleBusch's driving skills, I still think he's a dickface. Whatever, still wearing my red & black tonight! NASCAR

Damn! JeffGordon went for a ride! Someone was riding shotgun!

In a weird mood today, like I'm on a high or something. So overwhelmed w/ "Ah-ha moments", my brain's going to church.

Good morning everyone! It's 7am and I have a chihuahua next door!

Big fan of Maroon5, but I think that AdamLevine himself is overrated. JustSaying, Grammys

I thought FooFighters were performing with Deadmau5? Dammit, E!

Whoops! microphone died, someone's fired... Grammys

Hey look, ChrisBrown is playing QBert! Grammys

Adele looks great! She's starting to look like KateWinslet a bit as she loses weight

OMG, AliciaKeys & BonnieRaitt together! My mind is going to explode!

"So get off your rich asses!" Love it! I seriously need to go see BrunoMars live one of these days. BucketList

Grammys had no host for 7 years, glad they chose LLCoolJ

Rihanna looking sassy!

NickiMinaj sure knows how to wear FAIL!

FooFighters performing with Deadmau5?! BeastieBoys are performing too? What?!? Grammys

Is it just me or did Carrie Underwood look a little bit pregnant? ERedCarpet @eonline

Word has it that Skrillex now has 3 Grammys including Best Remixed Recording for Benny Benassi's Cinema. Let the hate rain down! LOL

I hope Skrillex wins a Grammy tonight just so I can be entertained by the waves of hate on the internet.

Discovering that I haven't a clue how to use Microsoft Word... *sigh*

Is it really necessary to have an hour long countdown special to a 2 hour red carpet special that counts down to the actual award show?

Who came up with "Sunday Funday"? Sorry, but it just sounds really dumb.

Total Eclipse Of The Heart karaoke, makes me want to punch a vagina and hate the bitch forever!

Fannypack's Camel Toe for karaoke, this bitch gets a motherlovin' win! Mmm Hmm, that's right!

Ladies: Don't get excited when you see a guy doing a jello shot. It's not going to happen!

Hell girl! I know you ain't trying shake that expired cougar ass in front me like you have a chance! Bless your menopausal heart for trying!

Just got yelled at for refusing to partake in the CupidShuffle. Well... I'm soooo sorry for having an ounce of dignity!

What's scary? Meeting doppelgangers of everyone back home, just southern. Oh, this can't be good! lol

2 redneck guys giving Whitney a proper karaoke tribute w/ I Will Always Love You. DJ: If that don't bring her back, I don't know what will!

Does anyone else notice how singers are dropping dead right before their big comeback? Pretty much ever since Michael Jackson died.

Burning Bright is doing a cover of Tom Petty's Free Falling that is absolutely blowing my mind right now. OwningIt

Okay... So where's everybody going? Probably Saeed's. Love that place, but I'll be damned if I'm walking that far! LKN

Watch out! Here comes the Beard Brigade, all empowered by their beards and business cards!

You know that scene from AmericanPsycho where they're comparing business cards? Yeah, that's happening

Don't know much about working out, but if a guy is wearing skinny jeans & is built like TheRock waist up, he may need to change his routine

Yes! The drunken margarita "Fuck Kristy w/ a K!" girl is here, & she has a new friend! Should I warn him or watch & let him find out? Hmm...

Well... wasn't going to go anywhere tonight, but the neighbor's out & his dickhead chihuahua's at it again. Bout to bitch slap it w/ a bat!

Figured since I have resorted to wearing the gym shorts that don't fit me as underwear, it was probably a good time to do laundry.

Vanessa Hudgens said that she was shocked to learn that her co-star Sir Michael Caine is into electronic music & knows how to DJ, LikeWhoa!

How is it Friday already?! When did Saturday through Thursday happen?!

"We make the power that makes the beer..." Still silly!

Seriously, why do I have to live a block away from a fitness center? Shit is depressing! Think I'll take up cutting...

Attempted to fry up some bacon for my first time ever. Long story short... not edible

A cover of GnR's Patience that's better than the original? yeah, its happening

Full moon over LakeNorman, acoustic performance by @Simplified_band here at @Rusty_Rudder & $1.50 beer... LifeIsGood

NewGirl, OMG!

Ever have a dream so disturbing, it just screws with your head all day? You don't even what is was about, you just know it was f'ed up.

Don't know why, but lately I have a problem w/ people saying fire, as in "that's so fire". It just annoys the piss out of me!

If ever I burn my hand, nearly melting the skin off, I'd want someone there just to "shush" me when screaming in pain. Awesome movie!

Kill Katie Malone. 3 things; Irish ghosts, Nick Hogan's awesome death & Stephen Coletti saying What are you talking about?! every 5-10min.

Ladies, at what point during your intoxicated nonsense, do you turn into a friggin horse when attempting a flight of stairs?

Got all excited for a minute. Heard some raised voices in my bldg, though it was a couple fighting. But no, just 2 drunk girls gossiping...

JimmyFallon has just become the first late night host to do a keg stand on their own show. Kudos! LNJFIndy

JimmyFallon got me rolling right now! NYGiants are up next! LNJFIndy

TonyLucca & ChristinaAguilera! OMG, the MickeyMouseClub memories!

Dear NE, Get your shit together maybe I'll switch back... maybe. Don't worry, I still hate the Yankees :)

GameOver! Maybe next year Jets fans!

Does anyone not tackle anymore? A whole lot of "I'm gonna lay down right... *wait for it...* here"

What is this clustershit of a 4th quarter?! OMG!

Leno ruins everything

"You may now eat the bride..." At least wait until the honeymoon, damn...

Brady needs to quit being a pansy ass, either run it in or quit taking so long deciding where he's gonna throw. Nonsense

Madonna totally made up for the BEP disaster from last years SuperBowl

Madonna. RelevantPopStar

"I'm speed dating!" lol

Mr. Quiggly...

You down with JPP?

Well, that's a whole different Battleship than what I used to play. Rihanna looks good in a uniform though

Dave drove a Ford...

M&M's, friggin awesome! LOL!

"His tight-end is ready to go!" Football is so pervy

What, am I a Kardashian? No, you're much less hairy

Eww, seriously? So gross...

One of the contestants on The Voice this season was on the Mickey Mouse Club w/ Christina Aguilera, awkward?

Remember back when nothing happened until kick-off? Since when did SuperBowl pre-gaming become such a red carpet event?

What's great? When a girl buys you a drink just to make sure you didn't put anything in hers

Pretty sure the old guy wearing a Hawaiian shirt for karaoke will wake up w/ his face smelling like Massengill in the morning

Seriously! Can anyone be fat & out of shape around here?! I moved to the wrong damn town! I feel like Ralphie May with a tan!

Early Ray doing a country version of Blister In The Sun, awesomeness!

If you know what a colicky baby is like, just imagine the baby is a chihuahua... That is what I live next door to...

I really hate thinking, all it does is put me in a bad mood...

In my mp3s, I discover that at some point I DL'd 4 KidsInc. albums. Didn't even know there were 4! Wonder if I was sleepwalking again...

I don't get it... I'm all showered and ready to go, have one beer, now I'm ready for bed... *sigh*

Oh, what to do in NC tonight... No, really, I don't know!

I just realized today's Friday & yesterday was Groundhog Day, where the hell was I?! I don't even recall Mon & Tues, and I was sober!

ThatAwkwardMoment you catch yourself about to walk into a door, pretend to check on your car, turn around, go buy something you don't need

Just had to make my 2nd complaint about the dog poop. Memos have just been issued to all the tenants. The poop wars have officially begun!

RIP Don Cornelius :(