Family Ga... Errr, I Mean Guy

The always hilarious "Family Guy" came under fire over a recent episode in which Peter was injected with a "gay gene" as part of a medical experiment. Though known as a favorite amongst the gay community just as The Simpsons is, gay rights activists are crying foul due to the blatant stereotypes of homosexuals as prissy femmy types. Okay, now in my opinion, the shit was friggin funny. Honestly, if you're offended by anything on Family Guy, you're an asshat. The first half is about a brain-dead horse, but you don't see PETA having a shit fit about that. Lighten up peoplesssssssss!

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A Very Simple Rule

Checking out the weather updates on my cell not to long ago, I notice that the National Weather Service for Binghamton, NY has issued a flood warning. I normally don't read these things because I live on a hill nor really care, but this is what got me:

"...if water covers the road at a bridge, dip or low spot, or is flowing across the road... stop and turn around, don't drown"

DON'T DROWN!

If there is a possibility of a flood near you, just don't drown. Don't! If you have to question it, tell yourself "no, I can't drown". It's very simple. Emphasis on the word "simple".

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Acea Shomaker

In Lincoln, Nebraska, 20 year-old Acea Shomaker was ticketed for misdimeanor animal cruelty charges after police, responding to a domestic disturbance call, walked in on him smoking a bong with his cat stuffed inside it. He claims it was to "mellow" the cat and he's done this several times before as a form of discipline rather than hitting or spraying water at it. Now thinking back to my bong making days, I don't think I've ever thought about placing live animals in them. What ever happened to just blowing smoke in it's face? (not that I condone that nor have nor would). And how is this discipline? Wouldn't you think that maybe the cat is becoming a fiend after a while? I have friends that are absolute cranky ass bitches if they don't have their "wacky". Another thing, umm... sanitary? How clean is the cat? and I am pretty sure it had to have pissed in it at least once. Cat was probably like "what the fuck, dude?!". Cat piss is pretty rank, can't imagine what that combo would taste like. B - ARF!

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