ThatAwkwardMoment when an irate woman calls to tell her friend to stay away from her man. Calls wrong number & leaves message. TrueStory

Oh, for the love of God, get me back to North Carolina!!! ASAP!!!

I refuse to get emotionally vested in the people that appear on People's Court.

I swear, if Binghamton based its economy solely on gossip, this town would look like Dubai.

Can't wait to get this cast off my arm so my mom can stop laughing at me as she calls me Robocop. EndChildAbuse!

Everyone and everything just seem inexcusably stupid to me today.

Bud Light Platinum bottles are pretty!

Worried about my mom's overuse of "Honey Badger don't care!". Okay, she said it once, but is still a cause for concern. WhitePeopleProblems

11:11

Fact: Shutting the fuck up & Minding your own damn business, will never be on the list of things to do in Binghamton. GrowUp, Seriously

Allergies have officially kicked my ass today, I need a nap!

The most random thing today was my mother mentioning @Diplo in a conversation. What?!? MindBlown...

Jimmy on Idol was a turtle in his past life

JoshuaLedet just went to church on Idol!

The NCAA Tourney starts tonight? Didn't even know brackets were out. Guess I'm not following it this year...

Another day, another disappointment, same old shit... Yep, still in Binghamton...

TonyStewart wins. JimmieJohnson 2nd, & DaleJr. rounds off top 10. More importantly, KyleBusch didn't win! (#NASCAR)

Its 3am... did you lose something?

What's a HumanRoomba? OMFG... SNL

FACT: Fat people who wear skinny jeans have a learning disability

Being stuck at the mall, walking around in the middle of a farm expo, as your only ride home is getting their hair done, TheWorst!

Still at General Hospital, spent the night here & looks like I'll be stuck in Binghamton until the end of the month... FML

Getting surgery on my wrist today, then back to NC in the morning... yay

JessicaSanchez may have just won Idol, JustSaying

Alexis' tittays are lookin kind of crooked on WWHL, yeah?

So tonight's NewGirl was bit of a downer, but it really made me think...

So yeah... Not even in # Binghamton for 24hrs and managed to break my wrist...

Seriously people, not every moment in your life needs an artsy instagram photo. Like we can't wait to see your colonoscopy pics!

ElvisCostello covering BruceSpringsteen's Brilliant Disguise w/ TheRoots on JimmyFallon. Your argument is invalid.

Just realized I had DaysOfOurLives on for the whole hour. How the hell is this still on the air?!? Its like watching Telemundo in English

Trying to watch TheTempest like I have a friggin clue what is going on.