So much lesbian action going on downtown tonight. When I get home, I'm putting on a flannel shirt, eat a granola bar.

Things you hear in Downtown Binghamton: "I love your vagina. I love having my fingers in it." And its not even the weekend yet!

Most awesomest Wednesday ever! *No Sarcasm*

Father to young daughter in the bakery section: Let's if your power of persuasion is good enough to convince to get you a cookie, yeah?

I am home drunk and someone needs to bring a sammich, like now!

North Carolina is just a matter of weeks right now. The move is coming soon!

I wish I received a good wifi signal in my bathroom. Been here for a while and I'm crazy bored right now.

I <3 Karma

Ever have see something that you think you weren't supposed to see, but you did, & not sure if its awkward unless you make it that way?

Ping photo check

Sweet Caroline, fucking slut...

If you wanna have fun & blow out your lungs, then smoke a rock today! Smoke crack, smoke crack, smoke crack, smoke crack!

Remember ladies, just because you have big tits, don't mean you ain't ugly & we don't see your gut tucked in your jeggings.

Millions of peaches, peaches for me. Millions of peaches, peaches for free...